![]() In real life."įIFTY SHADES OF GREY: RYAN GOSLING IS CHRISTIAN GREY Yup, after months of speculation, the Harry Potter starlet has finally come clean about her involvement in the Fifty Shades movie, although she made sure to keep fans guessing until the very end.Įmma Watson asked her Twitter followers : 'Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. But it won't, because there's a lot of things I'd rather do than type about Emma Watson in Fifty Shades of Grey.Emma Watson has FINALLY responded to rumours she is set to play Ana Steel in the film adaptation of steamy novel Fifty Shades Of Grey - via Twitter! It could continue to justify why women want to fantasize about a man like Christian Grey, who I have a pretty good hunch would never hit on a girl by saying, "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" It could continue to employ the adolescent technique of winning the perspective debate by simply caring less about the topic. Go to a local tavern and ask girls if they can touch their elbows behind their backs. Self-loathingly tinker with our poorly-drafted fantasy football team.ħ. Pretend to listen to a girl tell us why this is actually a deep love story and not the fancy version of the BDSM story we're reading online at 5 minute intervals.Ħ. Participate in our fantasy football draft.Ĥ. Watch Stripes, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Whole Nine Yards or any other movie starring a lovable loser who gets the girl despite being as average at sex as he is average looking. Prepare for our fantasy football draft.ģ. ![]() Spend one-twelfth of the time watching the "good scenes" online.Ģ. Here's a list of things guys would rather do than sit through a two hour movie about a rich, handsome guy-seducing a virginal girl:ġ. I process my thoughts through typing, and two paragraphs was my best effort in convincing myself that you were worth $34.* But you're not. With the right persuasive techniques, a girl could convince me that you're worth $4.99 for the HD On Demand purchase via Time Warner Cable, which is oddly a preferable option to walking a few blocks to the Red Box (there's something incriminating about holding an actual DVD). The main reason? This movie simply doesn't have Lolita appeal because it's not 1962. Sorry, Emma, this really isn't your fault. But what about men? I've written in the past about how men can't enjoy Fifty Shades because it falls under "girl world" parameters, just like Twilight. If there's one thing Twilight taught us about young female readers, it's that they translate exponentially into young female viewers. I think I get it. Emma Watson pranced about for eight films as Hermione, the geekily conservative member of an underaged, MMF threesome. We watched her grow up like a cinematic "girl next door" as her looks were like slowly boiling water to viewers' froggy lust. Now she's up for the role of one of the most celebrated sexual awakenings seen in recent cliterature. Generally speaking, people like sex scenes in movies, but I'm not here to debate the morality of sexual voyeurism, artistic or otherwise. This is about Emma Watson and what she'd mean to this particular movie franchise. But will a previously unseen pair of breasts make guys go see Fifty Shades of Grey? Let's figure this out. ![]() Men get this, which is the main reason we like women showing their breasts on screen, the art of it all. Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame said this about her willingness to do nude scenes if cast as Anastasia Steele in the, impending Fifty Shades of Grey Movie: “I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development and the story, then of course I'll do it.”įew film tactics reveal a character's essence more than revealing a character's breasts. ![]()
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